ELON MUSK “GOES CRAZY,” DEMANDS STATUES FOR JANITORS?! Billionaire’s Bizarre Rant Sparks CHAOS! Is He Losing It?!

Hold on to your hats, folks, because Elon Musk just went full-on bonkers! The tech titan, known for his out-of-this-world ideas, has reportedly launched into a bizarre tirade, declaring he’s ready to ditch his billionaire lifestyle and become a JANITOR!

Sources say Musk, in a series of late-night tweets (naturally), claimed he’s “over” the whole wealth and power thing. Instead, he’s demanding Hollywood and the ultra-rich “lower themselves” and start building statues… for janitors! Yes, you read that right. Janitors.

“These are the real heroes!” Musk allegedly tweeted, “Not your overpaid actors and reality stars! We need to celebrate the people who actually keep society running!”

But is this a genuine epiphany, or is Musk finally cracking under the pressure? Remember, this is the same guy who reportedly fired Twitter’s cleaning staff and faced lawsuits over it! The hypocrisy is thicker than a spilled mop bucket.

And it gets weirder. Some insiders whisper that Musk’s sudden janitor obsession is a desperate attempt to distract from Tesla’s recent $800 billion loss and the boardroom brawl that almost ousted him. Is this all one big, elaborate PR stunt to win back public favor?

Adding fuel to the fire, Musk was recently caught giving away million-dollar checks to voters in Wisconsin, a move that sparked legal challenges and accusations of bribery.¹ Is he trying to buy his way into sainthood?

One thing’s for sure: Elon’s latest antics have left the world scratching its collective head. Is he a visionary genius, a self-sabotaging madman, or both? Stay tuned, because this wild ride is far from over!
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